He is such a slut. More and more my type.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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