North Korea, Best Korea!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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