when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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