that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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