i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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