There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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