I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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