Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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