whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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