I accidentally had phone sex last night
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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