I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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