I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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