they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
