seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and she was petting her beer can
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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