She's JV to your varsity
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
