It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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