I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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