is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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