I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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