How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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