is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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