And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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