Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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