these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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