But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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