Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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