Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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