whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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