This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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