their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
