Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i think i have two assholes
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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