Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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