No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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