carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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