maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
