And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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