Non-Jews are for practice
Buhtt sex?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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