if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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