That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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