I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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