You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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