it was like his penis was on wheels.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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