I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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