so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She tied me up with her honor cords...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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