so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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