Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
