I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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