i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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