I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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