She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
