Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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