Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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