If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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