That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
