paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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