the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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