So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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